A
New Menu with some Old Favorites! This menu consists of humans who have knowingly
(or unknowingly) angered Diogeneia -- and those requesting to be devoured
because they like it (or because I think they will) :-P
MUMBLES
MEAT PIE (It's hard and crusty on the
outside, but soft and gooey in the middle! Give it a chance-- it's
tasty!)
CHAKRA-KA-BOB
(Meat
on a stick! Just picture speared/skewered hunks of meat. We'll never
give you a straight answer if you ask what it's flavored with-- so don't
ask! You don't want to know any way!) Beware, though. This
one can get pretty hot!
BOILING
LASERUS (A dragon's favorite --Like a "man-in-a-can" (knight),
but with a kick--this is a spicy meal that will remind you of your dining
experience...over and over...but you'll still order it again when you come
back!)
DEEP
FRIED EAGLE (Not much of a meal for a dragon...but a nice romantic
dinner for two (humans). Served with a fine wine or a cheap swill...whichever
you prefer. Ladies beware, this dish is served in flames and will burn
your tongue if you are not careful.)
SMOKING
SILVERMAN (Yes--this is it, folks! A classic Man-in-a-Can--a
knight in shining armor, devoted to chasing down the mighty dragon...He'll
be served well done, of course...still smoking, even.)
MOONS
OVER JUN (A nice breakfast treat--two eggs over easy with a
side of charred human! The whole thing is covered in rasberry sauce
because Dio likes 'em sweet!)
**The human, LeeAnn would
like to point out that she holds no responsibility for Dio's
choices of menu listings.
Please remember, this is all in good fun!
We
are taking Menu Suggestions!!!
If you have someone—er, I mean a suggestion
;-)— you would like to see added to Diogeneia's Dinner menu, please send
E-mail to the address below. Diogeneia is most interested in on-line
meals...if you know what I mean. Please feel free to send the meal’s
homepage URL and your own.
You must include detailed information about
why this meal deserves to be eaten. Dio will have Lee write up an
appropriate menu discription. If you send your own menu discription,
Lee reserves the write to edit it for style and content. Your name
will be listed as a guest chef, along with your E-mail and homepage, if
you request them.
No profanity, or racist,
agist, sexist etc. content will be permitted.
